Friday, March 09, 2007

Don't make fun of David Lee Roth...


...until you see this. Remember when Eddie Van Halen electrified the world and played background riffs on Michael Jackson's "Beat It?" Made the song and the video a classic, and changed music forever well before Run-DMC collaborated with Steven Tyler & Aerosmith. Remember how dudes wanted to be like him? Chicks, no matter their race, swooned over him?
He balanced the outrageous crap of David Lee Roth nicely.
Well, look at this m-f now. I bet Valerie Bertinelli's run for the hills. Hey, she still a hottie at age 45. My wife says Eddie favors the old guy who played "Blue" in Old School. Good Lord...age is a bitch. And yeah...don't do drugs!!!

53 comments:

Chicama Vineyard said...

This is truly awful. My heart goes out to him.
It's interesting that you brought up Mchael Jackson. Imagine if you were to move forward in time in from the 1980's get photos of Jackson and Eddie now and return to the 1980s. People back then would have utterly gasped.

Pebbles Flintstone said...
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Pebbles Flintstone said...

Oh. My. God. WTF? What happened? This guy was one of the cutest of the cute back in the day. I was not a big rock and roll fan, but I did like Van Halen. I thought Valerie Bertinelli was very lucky and looked very happy. Where is their son? He has got to be in his mid-twenties now. What does he think? This is sad. I really hope he gets the help he needs and gets his health back. He was talented and it would a shame to see him dissolve into such horrible self-destruction.

By the way -- can someone please explain to me why so many celebrities become alcoholics and drug addicts? Money, fame, talent -- why the problems? I guess it is true -- money can't buy you emotional and spiritual happiness.

Tyroc said...

By the way -- can someone please explain to me why so many celebraties become alcoholics and drug addicts? Money, fame, talent -- why the problems? I guess it is true -- money can't buy you emotional and spiritual happiness.


you can only date so many models and actresses before boredom sets in...

I sure would like to see if that's true...

field negro said...

WTF? Nahhh that's not David Lee Roth is it? Damn, I guess there are drugs, and there are DRUGS!!!!

Christopher Chambers said...

No that's Eddie. I was merely saying that David Lee Roth shouldn't now be the butt of jokes...Eddie looks worse.

Pebbles Flintstone said...

Hey Field Negro,
That is actually not David Lee Roth -- that is Eddie Van Halen.

David Lee Roth actually looks like a God compared to his old pal Eddie. Apparently, Eddie is now in rehab. This picture has been posted around the world and everyone is buzzing about how crazy he looks. Also, he is only 52. If you take a look at the full version of this picture he has the body of a 90-year old (no joke). No muscle mass, tone, hunched over. Anna Nicole's husband C. Howard Marshall was in better shape! Again, very sad.

I am not Star Jones said...

i used to have such a crush on Eddie Van Halen especially after Diver Down came out.

Funny...Prince & Madonna seem to be only two music people who survived their 80s fame with some good looks.

Eddie--go to Betty Ford NOW.

field negro said...

Whew! That was close, I thought I was losing it. I saw a pic of DLR just a few months ago and he looked nothing like that.

Yep, I guess this makes sense, I haven't seen Eddie Van Halen in awhile.

Scary!!!!!

Petey said...

Man oh Man!!!
That is excess babee, the mind starts to think "I am a genius" cause' people you don't know tell you you are, then you get like so what it's 8am I need some more jack and Coke, and I mean COKE NoW!!
Bitch I'm Eddie van Halen!!!!

LorMar said...

I don't think he and Valerie B. are still together.

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