Friday, June 08, 2007

Lawd...

31 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES - Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.


Now if they'd just lock up this porn dwarf known as Little Oprah...

46 comments:

scott said...

Yikes! I'd still rather get with Lil' Oprah than skank Paris. I'm staying in Omni's and Sheratons from now on...

Pebbles Flintstone said...

Hilton hotels are the stinkiest in the world. They have definitely lost their cache! I am overjoyed at the judge's decision to send little Ms. Stinky to jail. It should be life-changing.

Now -- I have no words for this pic of "Little Oprah". Chris, only you could have found this pic and posted it. You so crazy...

IndispensableDestiny said...

Dress her up in Orange and Black and she could have marched in front of us at P-Rade. The Old Guard would have a stroke. A tiger tail would conplete the costume. Yeah, we could have dressed up Paris too. Would have kept her out of slammer, doing community service.

Love you Byron, great wit.

Bygbaby said...

Forget Paris, I wanna know more about Lil Oprah.

Bygbaby

Currie said...

They should have send Paris Hilton to one of those Scared Straight programs as part of her probation. Glad she is back in jail and as Floyd Mayweather Jr. said about her, "Where's her talent? Being rich? Taking her clothes off and partying? That doesn't make you a star. I've got talent, baby!"
Well as you see Lou Dobbs wasn't going to mention anything about her on his show, but I am still a loyal Hilton Diamond VIP.
As for that dwarf, C.A. Chambers, you are definitely a Princeton Tiger that does not fit the usual mold, hmmm...or do you?

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