Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday Funnies



This dude is the new mullah of the Republican Right. Even McCain (grudingly) gives him a pass. Where in the Bible is it written "Thou shalt be a douchebag?" Not quite as amusing as the Papal Edict this week that due to Easter coming early for the first time in 50 years, folks should NOT got f-ed up on St. Patricks Day, but it's close.

Second moment of laughter: one of my author pals, far more famous than I, called me and said that her agent and several others were in a war to fetch the Spitzer Ho (I call her a ho, even though in this country if you're white and your tricks involve govenors and CEO, you're a "call girl" Sorry Geri Ferraro...)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

They need to leave Barack alone about his pastor.

Lisa said...

Wow!

As for the "Spitzer Ho" what did you expect?

nyc/caribbean ragazza said...

Maybe "kristen" and "superhead" could go on a book tour together.

My sister went to college (UVA) with Client 9's booker, a sister named Tameka. Her family is not happy.

cpb said...

I was about to say, Anonymous, that perhaps Fox News should play this fool to give Barack's pastor some equal time. Maybe we should start talking about gasoline prices and housing, immigration and stop this insane sniping?

cpb said...

I was about to say, Anonymous, that perhaps Fox News should play this fool to give Barack's pastor some equal time. Maybe we should start talking about gasoline prices and housing, immigration and stop this insane sniping?

Anonymous said...

AND a friend of the "Poor, down and out, hailing from a broken home, drug-addled" Ho is calling her a LIAR, that she is from a well to do fam that lives in a big ole house in the Jersey hills and that he's never known her to be a user of hard drugs. That she basically disappeared and then reappeared with this new persona.

Looks like this Ho is taking a page out of the all the other Pasty White wannabe "writers" who are lying through their teeth about living with crackheads and on pissy project stairwells to put out these bullshit ass "books".

Yeah, and I notice they're calling Little Miss Liar a "call girl" and a "prostitute".

Sheeeeeeet, I don't even think this Ho is the real Ho, I think she was just chosen to be the Fall Ho.

Bump Knucks

kevin said...

I think McCain is in bed with this guy. Your hero isn't such a great guy, is he?

Anonymous said...

How do the "people in power" justfies the actions of the leader of their state in comparison to the citizens they enforce laws upon? Your oberservation about what the postitute is labeled-call girl- softens your images of the illegal act. This is not about if the act is right or wrong; this is about upholding the law. If the head of your (New York) enforcement will not do right- how can you arrest the regular people doing the same act. I contend that Amerikka has always had a royal class, only now a lot of their misdeeds are being scoped by "The Spook Who Sat By The Door" . StillaPanther2 P.S. Enjoy your site. Thanks a bunch.

I am not Star Jones said...

and the people who would buy and read this ho's book
are expected to vote?

this is one of the days that america makes me wanna hurl

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

thats was funny, and i think he belives himself, funniest thing of all

Anonymous said...

So somebody why this fool and Hagee and that guy who "Borat" managed to showcase and expose as an idiot along with the rightwing Congressman--they are OK, but Jeremiah Wright is somehow a danger?

Anonymous said...

WTF?! I bet you don't see this on Fox News!