Friday, February 23, 2007

Cheney, Dick

So Dick Cheney won't "take back" his barb at Speaker Pelosi, basically saying Nancy's an al Qaida fellow traveller, blah blah. Well, I have to go with the right wingers on this, at least in form and not content. Nance...you're a tough Lil' It-lee chick from Bawlermer, baby...stop acting like a typical Democrat bee-yotch, whining about an apology. Dick Cheney has the political bent and interpersonal skills of the dude formerly known as Annakin Skywalker, so don't hold your breath, hon. He bends his finger at the GOP and wheezes, "I find your lack of faith disturbing," and they jump. Yeah it's as douchebaggish as Trent Lott crowing about how he uses Jefferson Davis' desk. Jefferson Davis is by far the biggest traitor in US History, and he and his fellow crackers' little temper tantrum from 1861-1865 caused more death and destruction than anything in Osama bin Laden's wildest dreams--including the assassination of an American President, and heinous war crimes that made Mi Lai or Abu Ghraib look like weekend beer parties that got too loud. But hey...no biggie, right?

So Nancy, don't whine, demand retractions, bray about "fairness" ; you're better off doing an imitation of Meryl Streep's character in The Devil Wears Prada. Might remind him of his cold bitch of a wife and chill him out. Then ask him if his daughter actually is carrying Ellen Degeneres' love child, and why can't these folks be cast out and damned for all times? All Dick & the Empire understand is a wave of X-wings firing proton torpedoes. I just want to see Barack Calrissian fly the Millenium Falcon. Condi can be the female Jar Jar Binks...

4 comments:

lance williams, sr said...

The "Ellen" comment was cold, Chris, but Cheney and his wife a hypocrits, especially when you read or hear them talk about gay marriage, discrimination against gays and benefits. The wife's group was talkin all kinds of sh*t about our parent company and gay couple health benefits, and childcare here in Cali.

Anonymous said...

damn hun where u from dundalk...u got the bmore lingo down...pelosi is out of her mind...she's about to set women politics back with her big eyes, big planes, and inability to cover up that he's so pressed for the gig...cheney is a dick...but you colored negroes voted for him anyway...stop frontin

Snowman said...

The Speaker's a tough "hon" from High Street, so I think she can take care of herself if she trusts her instincts!

Jill Tubman said...

Good post -- I agree. Nancy needs to walk on and give that playa hater the cold shoulder he deserves...