Sunday, March 18, 2007

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...

Lord, working for the Retard-in-Chief & Darth Cheney must truly tax your psyche. You start forgeting things you write, you email, you say to your underlings. I mean, should you just respond to the subpoenas from Leahy about Plame, this horse manure about the US Attorneys honestly and say "Hey see-nor Lay-hoy, workeen for this Administra-sion has made he menk-tally ill. An amnesiac." Time to resign, Mr. Mexican Uncle Tom. You an incompetent yes man at best, a liar at worst. And to think the douchebags wanted Janet reno's head for far, far less. And Mr. Rove, oh my goodness Mr. Rove. What can be said about you?
But alas, you'll get away with it, so in your honor, I present this tune by Bushwick Bill and the Geto Boys:

And now, a word from the President!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the White House
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the Mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you Republicans, that helped me to win I sincerely like to thank you
Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta


Snowman said...

I am again disturbed by the language, and of course I'm not a Rap fan, but your message is right on point. My grand-nephew informed me that you indeed spoke at the Landon School recently (Maryland) and made quite an impression. I am sure he knows the song you quote in your post (smile).

I will look for your upcoming stories in Alfred Hitchcock Magazine and Massey's Dark Dreams III.

Anonymous said...

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep

Anonymous said...

"Gen Pop" as in prison? Whoa!

Chris, I will play lawyer for you. Nothing will come of this. Fox News Network is already downplaying it. The Senate will issue subpoenas, Rove and Miers will ignore them claiming exec. privilege, and then they will play games until they convince Gonzales to fall on his sword while they shred everything and clean email datafiles. Gonzales won't be able to claim exec. privilege. All this time Bish will be an drooling idiot and try to stay above it.

The average "Joe Sixpack" will be saying little or still focused on distractions fed to him by the right wing media. He'll blow up about we uppity black people or gay marriage. This is an awful state of affairs. Gonzales should resign and yes, Scooter Libby needs to get some serious jail time to make him talk.

If the "Snowman," above, checks these posts, let him know, I too have seen the book Six Frigates by I. Toll and that indeed you should use it as a reference for you novel if you haven't already.

Snowman said...

For your information, the White House says it will make Rove available as long as this isn't under oath. When I think of the nonsense these geezers put the nation through over Clinton based soley on what he said in a law suit, now I can see why they choose this oily move. Indeed it obviates what Newt Gingrich said when he defended his infidelity. I wonder if he could have been persecuted and prosecuted for the clear lies he would have told under oath in one of those depositions had his ex wife been sponsored by liberal groups? Yes. I too join in your hope that Mr. Gonzales is forced to resign, and folks of common sense will see Rove for the negative force he is.

Francis Holland said...

Hahahahah! "I got the world swingin' from my nuts." There's no poet like a rapper to summarize reality in a few short words.

The Bush Administration clearly wants to violate as many laws as possible before the impeachment ax falls or 2008 arrives, and it doesn't matter much which happens first. It's just like a basketball team trying to make as many points as possible before the clock runs out.

If Bush were Black how many of these crimes could he commit before he was impeached or forced to resign? If Bush were Black, they'd be calling him Idi Amin.

field negro said...

LOL at the Presidential gangster rap :)

Anonymous said...

Thought you get a kick outta tha ganksta in akshun...go to 1:39 to hear MC Rove freestyle azz off, G!

MC Rove:

Anonymous said...

Ehhhh...maybe this link will be better.

Unknown said...

check out the real rap song "Presidential Gangster" by AAROPHAT. known worldwide underground rapper!!