Monday, December 18, 2006

Christmas Gift

For you fellas still scheming or agonizing for a gift that special lady, try yo' dick in a box.

Yes that's Justin Timberlake singing, and Adam Samburg of SNL's "Lazy Sunday."


Anonymous said...

I thought this was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Justin Timberlake is actually very good at comedy. On SNL, he has also done the "omletville" guy and the "Soup" guy. Not quite what I want for Christmas from my husband (not in a box anyway), but this was great for a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

The show has sucked for over two years. As Chris has related, they should just have an opening skit, a musical guest concert, then run TV Funhouse and these sorts of clips.

Second I miss Dave Chappelle. Black comics can't seem to master satirical or sketch comedy. Am I being self-hating? Think about it. All that is being promoted is this "difference between white folks and black folks" stuff by stand-ups, and raunchy sex. I've seen glimmers of good satire from folks like Katt Williams of all people, but that's it. Don't look for it on Def Comedy Jam. I wish we had shows where we could showcase our talents for this kid of humor, rather than the usual loud "Soul Plane" sh*t.

Which reminds me, when is "Boondocks" coming back on Toon Network?

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Anonymous said...

Dayum Divine!!!

Anonymous said...

By the way, ditto on anonymous post. SNL's been lame and they should concentrate on viral videos--"Lazy Sunday" being the best.

I somewhat agree with the commenter when he/she talks about black folks and skits, satire and that kind of comedy writing versus stand-up.

Snowman said...

This type of humor is nothing new. It can be traced it back to my youth when we watched "The Ernie Kovacs Show" in the 1950s. He was the first to either invent or parody popular songs with zany characters, even lip-syncing! It wasn't this profane of course, but that is how comics have to get attention these days.

Liz Dwyer said...

Today at my office holiday party, we had a white elephant gift exchange. Someone brought a present in this square box and my boss kept saying, "I wonder what's in the box?" I almost fell out of my chair with laughter. Whew, no one else had heard of this skit so fortunately nobody "got" why I was laughing. Whew.

Chicama Vineyard said...

Luckily my grandson is only 18 months old.

Anonymous said...

Brent Bozell wants Bush's FCC to put a stop to this on behalf of our kids.

Sam Brownback--2008!

F@*k these assholes and crackers, Chris. Keep writing bro'

Anonymous said...

It's Andy Samburg, not Adam.

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