Rosie O'Donnell: mo'betta on Nip/Tuck...

Every now and then, we get to see white folks clowning beyond the usual trainwrecks like Lindsay Lohan, or K-Fed, Tara Reid et al. Now I've seen it all: Nip Tuck. Not quite Monster's Ball quality, but equally frightening unless you were a fan of Billy Bob's shredded wheat chest. Poor Julian MacMahon. I bet he closed his eyes and imagined he was back on the set of Fantastic Four...ahhh, Jessica Alba... How else would he have stomached this? And she was running her mouth during the whole scene. Good Lord.

If I wanted to see unnatural, comical, nauseating sex-for-money, I'd check out Mike Steele's and Bush/Cheney/Rove's new adult video. Or was that Lex Steele?

And yeah...I hope brotha Isaiah put an ass-whipping on "Dr. McDreamy" Patrick Dempsey on Grey's Anatomy. Maybe order will then be restored to a bizarro universe where (1) Rosie gets porked on-camera by one of America's male sex symbols (and he ain't a closet gay prettyboy), and (2) the legacy of slavery, Jim Crow's oppression, civil rights is someone like Mike Steele claiming he's his own man...